1 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:19,437 POHjOLA-FILMI AND CINENORD KIDSTORY PRESENT 2 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,357 Miisu Siltanen. Congratulations. 3 00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:27,319 A FILM BY MARI RANTASILA 4 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,448 Mai Hukkinen. 5 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,411 Congratulations. 6 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,832 Are you getting pictures? 7 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:46,130 Thank you for this preschool year, and good luck for school. 8 00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:50,718 Let's sing a farewell song to mark the end of preschool. 9 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:58,100 The ship is ready to sail, it's off to a place very far 10 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:01,979 BASED ON A SERIES OF BOOKS BY VEERA SALMI 11 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,818 I'm not really Mai. 12 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,989 I'm Pony. 13 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,953 Take it off. 14 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:25,461 PONY AND BIRDBOY 15 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:32,927 Ponies are free. They get to gallop alone outside all summer long. 16 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:43,562 They jump over hurdles and neigh so that the whole yard shakes. 17 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,689 Neigh! 18 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,279 Ponies like people, but... 19 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,700 ...not all people like ponies. 20 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:04,458 Like Teppo, for instance. 21 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:09,255 He's our neighbour and the headmaster in the school I'm going to. 22 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,010 He probably doesn't like anything. 23 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,310 We've always lived here. 24 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:26,021 Hi! 25 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,149 My mum. 26 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,735 My dad. 27 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,197 And me. 28 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:43,330 The summer went by awfully fast, and the school starts soon. 29 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,710 What's this? - A dumpster. 30 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:50,963 Exactly. And you're not allowed to play with rubbish. 31 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:54,008 It's high time you started learning the rules. 32 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:57,011 You see, there are plenty of rules at school. 33 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:06,645 And don't think you can come to my school wearing that thing! 34 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:12,693 Adults say "When you become a schoolgirl, 35 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,446 everything will change." 36 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:19,575 For some reason, it doesn't sound good at all. 37 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,786 How long does the school last? 38 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:25,998 Only a couple of hours a day in first grade. 39 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,584 I mean the whole school. 40 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:32,755 The primary school is six years. - Then middle school, three years. 41 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:36,842 Then secondary school, three years. - That's way too much! 42 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:40,304 And the fun starts when you go to the university. 43 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:44,391 No way! I'll be a granny when I get out of school. 44 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:47,228 I totally agree. 45 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:54,944 Sorry. I'm just being honest. 46 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:59,365 Teenagers have a permanent short circuit in their brain. 47 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:06,163 Luckily you're a smart first-grader. - Everything will be fine. 48 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,333 What would you like? 49 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,925 I ain't lying. It's only one ninety-nine. 50 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:22,137 Look at that dude. He's got an amazing talent for finding buns. 51 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:24,932 And look at his sense of rhythm! 52 00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:36,652 Look! 53 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:56,171 Hey, look who's over there. 54 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,179 Hi! - Hello! 55 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:08,642 We came from the summer house to buy some stuff for school. 56 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,061 Nice backpack! - Thanks. 57 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:14,148 Are you nervous? Only two weeks to go. 58 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,442 I don't think so... 59 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:20,612 Miska and I have already practised walking to school. 60 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:25,951 Oh, you're a wonderful big brother. Every first-grader should have one. 61 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:33,667 Here we go! Come and buy some pens. 62 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,421 I've got ballpoint pens and pencils. 63 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:41,050 And let's throw in some sharpeners as well. 64 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:45,637 Pencil cases come with pictures of monsters and other creatures. 65 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:50,601 And it all goes for... I ain't lying. One ninety-nine and then some! 66 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,354 School starts! 67 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,066 A pencil case party! Discount for first-graders. 68 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,194 Sale! Super sale! One ninety-nine! 69 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:04,073 The holiday is over. Have a safe trip to school! 70 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,951 Sale! Super sale! One ninety-nine. School starts! 71 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:12,873 All right. Should we buy you a backpack too? 72 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,878 How about the one with a horse? - No. 73 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,844 Oh, I think this is for Pony. 74 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:31,100 Should we tone down the horse stuff before the school starts? 75 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,644 Well, I don't know. 76 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:37,481 Is it normal to have such a vivid imagination? 77 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,983 She's just playing. 78 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,028 This came in the post. 79 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,539 SCHOOL STARTS SOON 80 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,315 JULY 81 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,363 AUGUST 82 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,499 One ninety-nine! 83 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:32,054 Whoopee! Whoopee! 84 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:36,350 Now is the time to buy a horsehair brush and a packet of pens. 85 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,937 For an unbelievable price of one ninety-nine! 86 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,856 Buy now, pay in November! 87 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,611 Hello! Howdy-do, nice to meet you. 88 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:52,032 I'm Birdboy, the hottest advertising dude in Hakaniemi. 89 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,410 I'm Pony. - Oh, Pony! 90 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:11,301 Listen, Pony buddy! Do you happen to know any vacant attics in the hood? 91 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:17,057 Or basements, or huts, or balconies, or other shacks? 92 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:22,312 Well, would you happen to need an advertising advertiser? 93 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:26,692 Birdboy will advertise anything for one ninety-nine-nine. 94 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,904 Well. What about buns? 95 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,783 Do you happen to have one 96 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:38,203 teeny-weeny bunny-bun for me? 97 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,874 I've got an amazing talent for finding buns. 98 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:11,028 Ouch! 99 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:15,282 You shouldn't be in there! 100 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,252 This just arrived on the market: 101 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:31,465 an incredibly effective home-building project package 102 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,552 called Homenator. The price is one ninety-nine-nine. 103 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:38,680 It's junk. It's going to the dump. 104 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:43,435 It's not junk. Look. By golly, what a Salebaloo. 105 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:47,064 And what about this then? 106 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,901 A portable... box? 107 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:54,946 No, it's a Yummygator. It's got all the apps and stuff. 108 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,199 Let's download Instagram. 109 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:02,454 And hashtag and Snapchat. 110 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:06,875 Hashtag what? - ♪myshack.com. 111 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,295 This is it, tsah-bam! 112 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:13,173 Birdboy, you're totally crazy. 113 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,176 And over the top. Guess what you are? 114 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,762 My horse buddy! 115 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,598 Neigh! - Birdboy and Pony! 116 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:26,061 We're going to make an incredibly adorable buddy team! 117 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,944 Neigh! 118 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,475 Quiet! 119 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,078 Thank you. - You're welcome. 120 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,351 I found some amazing stuff. 121 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:52,647 An antenna for the Yummygator. Now I can call with it. 122 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,903 Blah blah blah. Yes, of course. 123 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,995 It works! 124 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,331 Look! Cool. 125 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:14,795 But you can't live here. - Yes, I can. 126 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:20,050 I'll just do my advertising here and listen to the rain. Plip-plop. 127 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:24,471 Hey, I'm really good at building huts. I can help you! 128 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,935 Whoopee! That's amazingly mega-great! Let's make a deal. 129 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,938 I help you, and you help me. Huh? 130 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:39,319 You might not be able to help me. - I'm absolutely sure I can. 131 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:43,657 I'm a Mega-professor at the University of Helping Sciences, 132 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:48,119 and I have very scientific Master's degree. Didn't I tell you? 133 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,707 I should start school next autumn. 134 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,628 But I don't want to. Schoolchildren don't play anymore. 135 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:02,968 Wait a minute. There has been a misunderstanding! 136 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,263 What? - You at school? 137 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,932 Find five mistakes in the picture. 138 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,686 One: muzzle, two: bridle, three: ponytail. 139 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,981 Four: say "neigh". - Neigh! 140 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,943 And five: the aromatic aroma of a horse. 141 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:23,655 So, horses don't go to school! 142 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,783 That's right! - Exactly! 143 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,203 I won't go to school. 144 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,123 Everyone goes to school. - Why? 145 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:38,378 It's the law. The president says so. - Stupid president! 146 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:42,757 You can become a president and write your own laws. 147 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:47,095 After you've gone to school. - Ponies don't go to school. 148 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:52,183 I'll go to the stables, become a police horse, and put you in prison! 149 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,895 Rig ht. 150 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,870 When a horse feels threatened, it flees. 151 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:59,250 It's an instinct. It flees first and then looks back to see 152 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,962 if it was in danger or not. 153 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,965 There is no danger. 154 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:11,096 You have to approach a horse diagonally from the front 155 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:16,518 because they can't see right in front of them. 156 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,521 Yeah, yeah. 157 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,733 Good girl, good girl. 158 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,195 Good Pony, good. 159 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,787 Good Pony. 160 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:48,633 They don't let me be Pony. - Home is the wrong place. 161 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:53,138 Maybe one in a billion can turn into a horse at home. 162 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,640 You need to go somewhere else. 163 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,268 Like where? - To a barn. 164 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,521 Or where do horses live? In a hall, in a stable. 165 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:05,150 You need to start hanging out in a horse gang. 166 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,444 Okay! ' Okay! 167 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,978 So, because you look more or less like a normal girl, 168 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:45,148 you have to transform totally into a horse. 169 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,317 Okay! 170 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,737 Why are they captive? - So they don't run away. 171 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:55,450 Are they criminals? Vests and everything. Are they in a gang? 172 00:17:56,284 --> 00:18:01,206 You know nothing about ponies. They're always outside like that. 173 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,792 They're not bad guys. 174 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,962 Look, a turd! - How will I grow hooves? 175 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:13,384 Get closer. Wanna see how Mr. Great Horse Interviewer does it? 176 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,929 Aka Birdboy? - Okay! 177 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:19,933 This is Current Affairs and Birdy Birdboy, good evening. 178 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:24,646 Gang horses are being held captive. That's hashtag dot boom. 179 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:29,859 Now I'm going to interview one of these dangerous gang members. 180 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,612 Good day, are you willing to speak? 181 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,323 He doesn't want to! 182 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:40,161 My friend would like to join your gang. 183 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,832 She can neigh really well. Pony, neigh a little. 184 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:49,170 Get in there! Join the horse gang! 185 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,807 Incredible! 186 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,310 Go on, Pony! Neigh! 187 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:12,527 No-one goes to school in these circles! 188 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,877 Do I look like a real horse at all? 189 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,464 Well, maybe a little in that spot. 190 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,344 Really? - Well, not really. 191 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:43,600 But does it matter if it's real or pretend, or pretend or real? 192 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,820 Maybe I should eat what they're eating. 193 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,240 That's like really genius, you know. 194 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:02,243 Go on, then! 195 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:10,210 Incredible, Pony! I mean it, that's amazing! 196 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,712 Go, Pony! Woohoo! 197 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,093 Pony! Pony! 198 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,263 What? 199 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,647 Did you trick me? 200 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,569 Humans can't turn into horses, right? 201 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,823 Did you know, the University of Mushroom Sciences... 202 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,034 Birdboy! 203 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,504 I'm not sure I can find my way back home. 204 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,775 Pony! 205 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,655 Pony! 206 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:36,337 What do you mean “might be missing"? She's either missing or not! 207 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,133 Oh my god, it's evening already. 208 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,552 I'm coming. Bye. 209 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,681 No-one has seen anything. 210 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,809 It's the police! 211 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,440 Hello, Matti Hukkinen. - Good evening. 212 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,443 Do you have a minute? - Yes, of course. 213 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,446 I've got exactly what you need. - Yes'? 214 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:05,658 I can solve your problemos. You know what causes most fights? 215 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,703 No, 1 don't... - An old vacuum cleaner. 216 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,248 Who is it? - A vacuum cleaner salesman. 217 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:16,544 The suction power is amazing... - I'm sorry but we have... 218 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:19,672 Our child is... - You have a child! How young? 219 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,343 She's seven. - Hang up now. 220 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,137 Yes, school starts soon. Okay. 221 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,474 Hey, sorry. Send me a vacuum cleaner then. 222 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,894 One PowerSnout is on its way. Thanks. Bye. 223 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,941 What? Our vacuum cleaner was pretty old. 224 00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:43,446 Besides, this one was called PowerSnout 2000 . 225 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,366 I'm starving! 226 00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:48,868 Pony! 227 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:51,871 Pony! Sweetheart. 228 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:07,387 Did you forget to look at the time? 229 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:12,850 No. I decided to become a real pony so that I don't have to go to school. 230 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,436 A pretty smart plan. 231 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:18,314 A stupid plan. It didn't work. 232 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,584 Pony, Pony, Pony! 233 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:44,715 Oh no! No! 234 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,721 Help me, Pony! 235 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,197 Ouch! 236 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,368 Oh, good morning. 237 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:16,205 Sorry, I didn't think anyone would be in there. 238 00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:20,001 Well, someone has to organise it. 239 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:25,006 A dumpster like this attracts flies like a muck-heap. 240 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,315 Good morning. - Good morning. 241 00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,984 Any plans for today? 242 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,867 My new snout buddy might arrive today. 243 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,796 Should we... 244 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:09,008 ...go and see a doctor? 245 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,636 Why? 246 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:15,848 They could check if it's normal to run away like that. 247 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,017 A doctor? 248 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,896 Just to talk. 249 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:29,904 So, what's the problem? Stress, breakdown, 250 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,782 diarrhoea, or speech disorder? 251 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:37,954 Why do all kids have to go to school even if they don't want to? 252 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,207 Hey, don't go to school. Be an adult. 253 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:44,835 They don't have to go to school. - What do you mean? 254 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,797 Well, I'll write you a prescription. 255 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:52,134 It'll help you move faster in your career. 256 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:59,392 And then some Abracadabra, 257 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,062 Zooba Dooba, Bim Bom! 258 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:07,149 And now we make a wish. 259 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:13,072 I wish I'd grow up right now! 260 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:43,519 Hi, this is Pony. I'm selling vacuum cleaners. 261 00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:46,439 It's called SnoutBuddy 2000 . 262 00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,111 Umm, I think it's 4,000. 263 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:56,532 Yes, I think it's quite expensive too. 264 00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:01,162 You can have it for a tenner. Come and get it. 265 00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:03,956 Yes, thanks! 266 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:14,842 Hi, this is Pony. Do you want to buy a SnoutBuddy for a tenner? 267 00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,430 The suction power is maximum and over the top. 268 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,391 The snout is like a giraffe's neck. 269 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,564 Its backside says "prrt prrt". 270 00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:33,110 Buy now, pay in November. - Buy now, pay in November. 271 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:38,199 You'll get a free party hat. 272 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,785 Yes, thanks! 273 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:51,295 No party hat? - Whoopee! 274 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:55,257 Put your head in a toilet. We'll never call you again. Bye! 275 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,218 That's right! 276 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,099 You'll take it? Yahoo! 277 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:07,436 Merci, gracias, thank you! - Thank you, room service. 278 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,528 A Jack Russel and a golden retriever. 279 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,198 A very aromatic fart. 280 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,288 You'll get a free Mercedes Benz. 281 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:41,554 Yahoo! - Thank you. 282 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,519 Hi! - Hello. 283 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:56,193 Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about Pony. 284 00:28:56,318 --> 00:29:00,156 Yes, I can see her and hear her. It's not a good sign. 285 00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,868 Yeah, she's so creative. - Creativity, creativity! 286 00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:06,787 Everything is about creativity these days! 287 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:11,250 It's what stops kids from learning. - What are you talking about? 288 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:13,586 Your daughter! 289 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:18,883 You can't teach anything sensible to kids like that. Math, for example. 290 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,885 Pony! 291 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:22,928 Whoopee! 292 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,890 Oh no. - We're at work! 293 00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:30,686 Where? - Selling vacuum cleaners. People have bought tons! 294 00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:35,566 I'm an insanely good adult worker. I don't have to go to school! 295 00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,235 You're not an adult, you're a child. 296 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,947 Children don't work. They go to school. Period. 297 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:44,867 Look at yourself. 298 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:48,370 Should you go wash your face? 299 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:56,837 We've got to do something. - Honey, there's no reason to worry. 300 00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:01,175 What about therapy? - I'll come up with something. 301 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:16,440 When you learn to read properly, a whole new world will open up. 302 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:21,320 Because books have all the wisdom in the world. 303 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,699 Look at this, for example. It's quite good. 304 00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:31,163 And this one! I haven't read this in a long time. 305 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:34,500 Read, sweetie. 306 00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:42,258 And after you read all those books, you'll be wise 307 00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:46,470 because "books have all the wisdom in the world". 308 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:49,640 Yeah, and I don't have to go to school. Yes! 309 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,017 Genius, genius! 310 00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:02,736 "And the sheep's liv-er 311 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:09,410 did not give us a-ny in-for-ma-tion to speak of." 312 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:16,375 "It was just black 313 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:20,379 and had an un-pleas-ant smell." 314 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:24,800 A speaking, smelly liver. Yuck! 315 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:28,429 A bad book. Throw it away. 316 00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:31,432 The black liver landed with a splat. 317 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:35,978 Crime and Pun-ish-ment. 318 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,899 This must be thrilling. - I wouldn't be so sure. 319 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,693 They reveal the whole story in the cover! 320 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:45,946 First there's a crime, then the punishment. 321 00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:48,532 Really exciting. Throw it away. 322 00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:50,659 Splat. 323 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,120 Blah blah. 324 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,958 Finished it! - Finished it! 325 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,961 Finished it! 326 00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:08,218 Guess what! Finished it! 327 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:18,479 I don't think I remember any of it. - That's okay. 328 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:22,316 I know stuff. Ask me anything. - Why are there so many roads 329 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,944 but so few water slides? 330 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:29,114 That's a burning hot question, ouch. 331 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:32,743 What if it was the other way around? - It'd be a lot better. 332 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:37,831 Order it, then, Honourable President Who Has Read All Books. 333 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:42,461 President? All I remember about those books is the black liver. 334 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:45,756 Well, that's enough for the President. 335 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,973 All children must have access to a water slide. 336 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:57,893 Regardless of where they live or other stuff. 337 00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:04,149 A water slide shall be built in every village, city, and yard immediately. 338 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,365 Ten water slides. 339 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,169 In addition, I declare extra days off for the teeth. 340 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:28,132 On those days, no-one has to brush their teeth at all! 341 00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:34,138 Three hundred days off a year. 342 00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:49,403 BIRD-TV 343 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:54,491 Those were this year's reforms. Or did you have something to add? 344 00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:58,954 Have a nice evening. 345 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:02,708 President Pony! President Pony! 346 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:16,096 Pony..-. 347 00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,557 Pony!!! 348 00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:21,477 What have you done? 349 00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,604 No, no! 350 00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:28,317 My Egyptian! No, no, no'.! 351 00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:30,736 Everything's okay. 352 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,451 My Crime... 353 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,871 ...and Punishment. 354 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,877 Mai Magdaleena Hukkinen! 355 00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:57,179 Do we have to go? - It'll do you good. 356 00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:01,308 It takes a professional to tame a wild foal like you. 357 00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:07,356 Hello. You are all warmly welcome. 358 00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:11,902 I am a hereness therapist, Priscilla Pain. 359 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:16,156 But you can call me a hereness therapist. 360 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:23,247 I'm sure many of you wonder what "hereness" means. 361 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:28,752 Let's see. Most people feel like asking themselves 362 00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:31,922 "Where am I? Where am I?" 363 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:37,261 With this method I invented, they learn to answer very clearly 364 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,013 "Here I am." 365 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,142 Let's see. 366 00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:50,274 This is what your mind looks like, right? 367 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:55,320 A chaos of colours, events, fragments of thoughts, 368 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:59,825 crazy ideas, whims. On top of each other, overlapping one another. 369 00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:17,217 But what if your mind looked like this? 370 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:21,221 An awful lot clearer, right? 371 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,684 Let's all close our eyes. 372 00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:38,322 There's no need to worry if it feels difficult. 373 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:42,034 With my instructions, you'll find perfect peace. 374 00:36:56,423 --> 00:37:00,219 Let's all take a deep breath 375 00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:03,889 and say "Here I am". 376 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,392 Here I am. - Here I am. 377 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,728 Here I am. 378 00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:15,609 Here I am. 379 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,449 Hi. 380 00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:25,744 What are you doing? - Concentrating. 381 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:28,664 This is hereness therapy. 382 00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:32,584 I have to stare at the tree and say "Here I am". 383 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:36,255 I see. Does it help you to concentrate? 384 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:40,300 Yes. This helps me to do well in school. Here I am. 385 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:45,097 Okay. But come and have dinner, won't you. 386 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:50,310 Here I am! 387 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:53,563 Stop it already. - Here I am! 388 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,983 She was supposed to learn how to focus! 389 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:59,528 I am a schoolgirl. I'm concentrating. 390 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:04,116 Here I am! - That's enough! 391 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,288 I'll take the lead now. 392 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:13,375 Why is this so hard? School's a good thing! 393 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:19,881 Ta-dah! These are my old school photos. 394 00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:23,468 And reports. 395 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,096 Almost straight A's. 396 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,391 And tests. History: A. 397 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,812 Math: A-. 398 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:38,734 I was a bit nervous about tests. Especially random tests. 399 00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:41,486 What are they? - Random tests? 400 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:47,326 You never know when you have them and what they are like. 401 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:51,371 It's super exciting! Every time I wake up in the morning... 402 00:39:00,464 --> 00:39:02,758 RANDOM TEST 403 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:14,353 You make new friends at school. My best friend was called Seppo. 404 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:17,522 But he's dead now. 405 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:38,877 What is it? - Nothing. 406 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:43,548 New things can make you nervous. 407 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,259 But you can always practise. 408 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,181 Come on, chop-chop! Move it! 409 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:55,143 First we practise walking to school. Traffic can be dangerous. 410 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,772 Twenty seconds, doing good. Keep moving! 411 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:01,149 Go, Pony! Chop-chop! 412 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,905 Hurry! Good, good! 413 00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:10,283 Ponytail ready? Good! Let's go. 414 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,413 These stay here. It's a school, not a horse pasture. 415 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:17,457 Okay. Let's go! 416 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,902 This street is tricky. Be careful or you'll get squashed. 417 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,738 Left, right, left. 418 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:51,658 Left, right, left. 419 00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:56,204 Good. When school starts, you'll have to do this alone. 420 00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:03,962 It'll be fine as long as you concentrate. 421 00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:09,509 Left, right, left. 422 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,722 It'll be fine as long as you concentrate. 423 00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:16,183 It'll be fine... 424 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:21,605 The ABC Auto Sales presents: Birdai 2100 . 425 00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:24,774 So that you don't get squashed. 426 00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:30,864 The Birdai 2100 is designed specifically for you, school kid. 427 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:36,369 An incredibly epic driving comfort and breakneck speed. 428 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:39,706 So, have a safe trip to school! 429 00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,751 Have a safe trip! 430 00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:45,670 Drive, don't get squashed. 431 00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:49,591 Watch out! 432 00:41:50,217 --> 00:41:52,677 You need to focus! 433 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:58,225 A green light. Now we can go. 434 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,896 Go, Pony! 435 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:06,816 Hurry, hurry! - Good! 436 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:09,444 We'll get a good time! 437 00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:14,533 Twelve, twenty-five. - That's really good! 438 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,452 There's still some room for improvement. 439 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,622 This is going to be exciting. 440 00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:29,673 Look! A swing set! 441 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,719 Can you swing at school? - Yes, during breaks. 442 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,722 Breaks are the best. Let's go swing. 443 00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:41,268 Come on! - Come, now. 444 00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:46,856 I can't remember the last time. - As a kid, I think. 445 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,277 This makes you feel so liberated. 446 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:54,489 I love this! 447 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,096 M: - Hi. 448 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:25,020 Yeah, I just wanted to say that Pony has all kinds of skills. 449 00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:29,441 We've even studied information technology. 450 00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:34,362 You'll probably take the "digital leap" at your school, too. 451 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:37,866 What? - Will you even need books anymore? 452 00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:42,203 We most certainly will. There's no leaping in our school. 453 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,165 I've got other plans. 454 00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:47,459 Whoopee! 455 00:44:04,017 --> 00:44:07,854 My everyday life needs more extra and luxury. 456 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:14,319 My own patio. The more knick-knack, the better I feel. 457 00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:17,405 I don't get it. Where's my antenna? 458 00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:21,159 Now there's no music. Hello, is there music? 459 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,370 Oh, but hey! 460 00:44:31,044 --> 00:44:33,213 Let me hear y'all! 461 00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:38,510 The hottest patio in town is now open! O-o-open. 462 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:41,846 Open. 463 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:46,559 Om nom nom. 464 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:55,610 I have to walk to school. Children can't drive, you see. 465 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,907 But... you can... 466 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,703 ...fly to school! 467 00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:13,962 The best thing about flying is the speed! - Yeah! 468 00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:18,508 And not knowing whether you'll get hurt or make it when you jump! 469 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:28,351 It's your turn, Pony. Try and fly! 470 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:39,738 Great job, Pony! Listen, team buddy. 471 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:44,909 I think you're going to do super-hyper-mega-great at school. 472 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,495 I guess I'll be fine. 473 00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:51,583 All these playground contraptions would have to go. 474 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:57,255 Here, we'd build a running track. A drinking station over there. 475 00:45:57,422 --> 00:46:00,550 The best pupils will run 1,500 metres during break. 476 00:46:00,759 --> 00:46:03,219 In the winter, they'll ski of course. 477 00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:08,183 The results will be projected there. We can have a math class as well. 478 00:46:09,184 --> 00:46:13,229 The Kallio primary school needs no digitalisation. 479 00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,357 We need perspiration! - Perspiration? Hmm. 480 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:21,279 I see, you're already practising for school. 481 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:23,948 What do you think of my plans? 482 00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:27,285 I can't ski. 483 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,079 Everyone will ski. 484 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:34,292 Everyone will ski. 485 00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:39,714 Everyone will ski. 486 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:48,014 Everyone will ski. 487 00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:56,981 Everyone will ski. 488 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:10,036 What a horrible old man! 489 00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:13,623 If he won't let kids play, he's a monster! A real moose! 490 00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:17,085 What's wrong with him? - Maybe he's sick. 491 00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:20,505 When I studied in the... Scientific University, 492 00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:23,216 people talked a lot about 493 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,635 moose torturers. 494 00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:28,930 Well, is there a cure? 495 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:34,394 Hard to say from a distance. I'd have to get closer for a diagnosis. 496 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:42,110 Do you see anything, Agent Double Dough Seven? 497 00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:45,196 Only darkness, honourable Whinnying Doctor. 498 00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,740 I need the Spy's Handbook. 499 00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:51,786 This book has all the wisdom in the world. 500 00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:57,375 First, we look for tracks in the ground. 501 00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,879 Then we'll determine the patient's territory 502 00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,715 and map out his habits. - Okay. 503 00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:16,561 Look! 504 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:25,695 That must be his turd! 505 00:48:31,743 --> 00:48:35,204 Deer tracks look a little bit like turds. Look. 506 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:40,585 Is the headmaster secretly an even-toed ungulate? 507 00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:42,754 Why not? 508 00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:48,217 The even-toed ungulate has landed. 509 00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:01,522 Agent Double Dough Seven and the Whinnying Doctor 510 00:49:01,689 --> 00:49:05,401 were ordered to spy on a very suspicious target 511 00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:09,530 who, in the worst case, might have an incurable disease! 512 00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:12,325 You need some agent gear. 513 00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:20,208 It doesn't help. 514 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:24,712 Hurry! - A periscope? A stethoscope? 515 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,340 Ah, the psychedeliscope! 516 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,474 I can't see Teppo. 517 00:49:36,975 --> 00:49:39,435 What a challenging mission. 518 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,479 Oh, try these! 519 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:50,405 Will the Whinnying Doctor succeed in diagnosing the ungulate's disease? 520 00:49:50,989 --> 00:49:56,202 Will the Whinnying Doctor identify the bacteria in the headmaster's gut? 521 00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:58,871 Soon we'll find out. - Antlers! 522 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:03,042 I knew it! Hoof-mouth-and-antler disease! 523 00:50:04,711 --> 00:50:07,422 Sparks! Fire! 524 00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:10,216 What is he doing? - F-f-fire! 525 00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:14,470 Patients with hoof-mouth-and-antler disease like to barbecue! 526 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:18,307 Raw meat! - Raw meat. 527 00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:37,035 Whinnying Doctor, Whinny, we have no time to waste. 528 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:42,623 The hoof-mouth-and-antler disease is dangerous to animals and people. 529 00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:46,210 It can infect billions in seconds! - Schoolchildren! 530 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:49,505 That's right! And it causes terrible tantrums. 531 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:52,592 And pimples, on your butt! And you want your own... 532 00:50:52,759 --> 00:50:56,179 ...antlers! - Yes! And guess what, Whinny. 533 00:50:56,345 --> 00:51:00,183 The disease can only be destroyed by a scalding hot temperature. 534 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,188 We have to save the schoolchildren! - But how, Agent? 535 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:10,943 Buddy, we'll barbecue him. 536 00:51:21,329 --> 00:51:23,748 Are you sure about this? 537 00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:28,961 The hoof-mouth-and-antler disease can only be destroyed by frying it. 538 00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:33,674 Are you sure? - Of course! 539 00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:38,221 People toast themselves in the sun because it's so healthy. 540 00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,523 We're the best buddy team ever. 541 00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:31,440 Excellent! Great job, Whinny! 542 00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:00,761 What do you think you're doing! 543 00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:07,101 It wasn't me! It was Birdboy's idea! - What Bird? 544 00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,896 You lit the fire! 545 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:13,316 You could've burned down the whole building! 546 00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:16,861 This could have turned into a catastrophe! 547 00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:21,908 The thing is, your ponies and birds are completely out of control! 548 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:27,371 Your imagination will get you in serious trouble in school! 549 00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:12,833 Hi. 550 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:18,297 Our barbecue got a bit out of hand. 551 00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:21,300 Oh. 552 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:24,887 The school starts next week. 553 00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:29,141 Let's see... I don't think I'm busy next week. 554 00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:34,105 Pedicure and hair removal can be rescheduled. I'll be there! 555 00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:38,693 You can't come to school with me. 556 00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:41,570 I have to go there all by myself. 557 00:55:03,134 --> 00:55:05,678 Are you really sure? 558 00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:11,851 Everyone says that birds and ponies only cause trouble. 559 00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:16,397 Everything went totally wrong. 560 00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,850 Bye then. 561 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,313 Ta-dah! 562 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:06,507 Where's your pony stuff? 563 00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:10,928 I threw them away. It got too crazy and over the top. 564 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:20,312 Well, there was no need to throw everything away. 565 00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:23,232 It's up to you if it goes over the top. 566 00:57:23,441 --> 00:57:26,777 You're in control. You're the boss. 567 00:57:28,571 --> 00:57:31,699 Like the headmaster is the boss? - Exactly. 568 00:57:31,866 --> 00:57:36,078 He's the boss at school. You're the boss when you play. 569 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,711 AUGUST 570 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,647 I'm sorry, Mr. Headmaster. 571 00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:08,027 I'm sorry about the fire. 572 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,115 Who is it? - Sorry! 573 00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,660 You're not going anywhere! 574 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:03,624 You didn't see anything. I mean, what you saw is not here. 575 00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:07,670 Okay. But it's really cool. 576 00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:11,549 Is it? 577 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:15,094 Yes. Did you make it yourself? 578 00:59:15,261 --> 00:59:17,972 I did. - It's lovely. 579 00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:24,562 I think so too. And last week, 580 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:27,606 I finally got those eyelashes. 581 00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:32,111 And the lips might be a bit too much, but I kinda like them. 582 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,574 This is my secret game, sort of. 583 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,618 So you play here! - No, I don't! 584 00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:45,457 That's not fair! You say kids can't play, but you play here yourself! 585 00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,839 Why don't you drive it? 586 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:57,177 What would it look like if a middle- aged geezer drove a car like this? 587 00:59:57,344 --> 01:00:01,265 It'd look great! People would think the driver is a funny guy, 588 01:00:01,432 --> 01:00:04,059 and not a curmudgeon like you. 589 01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:07,354 A headmaster has to stay in control. 590 01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:11,734 Otherwise I might start doing something crazy at school! 591 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:14,695 So it's a no. I'll stay in my garage. 592 01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:21,452 Do you have the hoof-mouth- and-antler disease? - What? 593 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,831 It causes grumpiness and pimples on your butt. 594 01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:42,473 Yoo-hoo! 595 01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:55,152 Admit it. You like to play. 596 01:01:02,076 --> 01:01:06,705 Okay, I admit it. It feels good to act silly sometimes. 597 01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:10,668 That's right. It makes you feel so liberated. 598 01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:20,511 They're here to pick up the dumpster. - My muzzle is in there! 599 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:27,601 Should you go and get it back? 600 01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:38,737 You've got to drive! 601 01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:42,157 Drive! 602 01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:42,801 Cool ride. 603 01:03:45,906 --> 01:03:48,909 Hold on to your tail, horsey. Let's go. 604 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,919 Whew, what a ride. - It was fun! 605 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:46,508 Bye then! I've got something to do. 606 01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:52,890 Hello. 607 01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:57,102 Hi! I was just about to give you a ring. 608 01:04:57,269 --> 01:05:01,064 Listen, let's cancel the changes for the school yard. 609 01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:04,651 I've got other plans. 610 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:07,487 Yeah... 611 01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:36,224 Howdy, buddy friend! My bestie! - Birdboy! 612 01:05:36,642 --> 01:05:42,606 An insane amount of sugar! You're the best genius in the world. 613 01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:46,234 Welcome back, Agent Double Dough Seven! 614 01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:50,072 Greetings from Whinny. Do you like your headquarters? 615 01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:53,867 It's immensely epic, over-the-top crazy! 616 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:57,579 Double Dough Seven is grateful. Over and out. 617 01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:23,271 AUGUST 618 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:29,194 I'm ready! - Good morning, schoolgirl! 619 01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:38,245 I love your new painting. 620 01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:26,376 So the school finally started. 621 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:30,213 Teppo had come up with a fun idea for the first day. 622 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:35,427 We had a costume party. Everyone could dress as anything they liked. 623 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,644 M: - Hi. 624 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,314 I'm a little nervous. 625 01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:49,983 Are you? - Not at all. 626 01:07:51,777 --> 01:07:53,779 Come. 627 01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:59,117 Even though I became a schoolgirl, nothing really changed. 628 01:07:59,910 --> 01:08:01,995 Except for Teppo. 629 01:08:02,204 --> 01:08:04,790 Now he likes everything. 630 01:08:05,624 --> 01:08:10,128 Besides, there are no skeletons or even-toed ungulates. 631 01:08:10,629 --> 01:08:13,548 Miisu Siltanen. - Mai Hukkinen. 632 01:08:14,174 --> 01:08:17,344 Viljam Vänttinen. - Veera Kiljander. 633 01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:21,223 Lauri Kivelä. - Alma Seppänen. 634 01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:24,101 Aamos Vänskä. 635 01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:27,979 And we don't have to ski during breaks. 636 01:08:29,397 --> 01:08:31,858 We're allowed to play! 637 01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:55,298 The school starts! 638 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:58,051 School is the best time in life. 639 01:09:06,977 --> 01:09:10,647 Pony races dangerously. She puts everything at stake. 640 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,567 Want to buy a vacuum cleaner? 641 01:09:13,692 --> 01:09:16,862 Put your head in a toilet. We'll never call you again! 642 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:32,586 This is so wonderful! Marvellous! 643 01:09:37,716 --> 01:09:39,926 One ninety-eight! 644 01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:51,605 Pony, a-ha, Pony! 645 01:09:52,814 --> 01:09:55,233 Horses don't go to school! 646 01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:04,826 Finished it! 647 01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,704 Look, a turd! 648 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,848 Now I'll finish this! 649 01:10:46,034 --> 01:10:50,497 Translation: Maarit Tulkki Saga Vera Oy